Sunday, September 24, 2017

Metäl Hõrns: DÕIN IT RÕNG

He could be saying "ILY" in American Sign, but there are probably not many ASL-signing Deaf in the audience.

UPDATE: This other chorister is clearer on the concept.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017


An aromatic herb from the Apiaceae family, similar to coriander and celerity. Few culinary uses other than in flavouring Akvavit, and in Extreme Norwegian Cuisine. Sometimes mistaken for acrimony, a variety of hemlock, with tragic results.

Does anyone else think this akvavit tastes weird?
Not us, Socrates!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017


Get out of my head, Chinese oncology paper-mill dudes!

That is a worship word! Smut worship! You will not speak it!

Monday, September 18, 2017

My new hobby:

Collecting photographs of Lizard-fish swallowing other fish.

Go home, underwater photographers, you are drunk and obsessive.

Derp Frog just can't be arsed.

Make your armpit a charmpit oxter a roxstar

I for one am delighted to see this fine old Glasweegee word, long in desuetude except among hardcore Scrabble habitués, making a comeback by way of oncology papermills.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Bring Me the Head of Stuart Little

Sam Peckinpah's attempt to make family movies about cute anthropomorphic rodents was not a huge success.

Image stolen from a PubPeer thread.