Monday, February 12, 2018

I do not wish to subscribe to your newsletter

OK, which of you clowns signed me up to receive this grifter's bulletins?

Sunday, February 11, 2018

"Let's make these pigeons confit look more like spidra cephalothoraces", said absolutely no-one

Totally changing my name to
Smut '); DROP TABLE names

These dumbarse bumblefucks need a lesson on how to operate their spam software properly. They are DOIN IT RONG.

"Ourrobuston-line publicity" does not involve posters confined to a single metro line in Halifax, I am disappoint. These "magnusgroup" / "magnumconference" crew are new skanks on the block, trying to work the OMICS side of the street, so they have copy-pasted the text of their spammogram from prior art in mockademic grifting... but pasted it badly.

Here at Riddled we plagiarise from the classics.

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Monday, January 29, 2018

More than just coincidence?! #2

This gear-shift control is a map of England and Scotland. Evidently Cornwall is Reverse. I could not possibly comment.

But where is Wales? Is this a message from the future about Celtic independence?

Friday, January 19, 2018


At last my versatile accomplishments have been recognised! If only by a skeevy publisher!

So what to call the book? Helpful friends have suggested "The Philosopher's Stone is buried in the Dung-Heap: The Alchemists' Secrets of Nanotech".